kiwi:
i absolutely live for tight hugs i hate that feather-touch barely brushing side hug i want you to break my fucking spine or else u dont love me
Phuc. 29. Male. California.
Deadpool’s instructive video may save your testicles
This is both entertaining and really important.
Yo if you’ll reblog the boob campaign, you can damn well reblog Deadpool discussing bollocks.
Deadpool is canonically riddled with cancer this is actually such an appropriate campaign
“I love you.”
“What if I got a bowl cut”
you: exists
me: 💖💕💖💘💘💓💞💗💗💓💘💖💖💕💖💖💖💘💓💓💞💘💘💓💞💞💓💞💞💓💞💓💞💞💘💖💕💖💖💕💖💕💖💓💞💗💕💕💞💘💖💖💖💞💕💘💕💞💘💘💞💖💗💗💞💓💘💕💓💘💕💗💘💕💖💖💗💗💖
me @ straight people: oh my god just ask it the offensive way i don’t have time for this
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me? being someone’s type? unrealistic
“There is no safe investment. To love at all is to be vulnerable.”— C.S. Lewis, The Four Loves
“Who gives a shit about your genitals you have a fucking dragon.”
